dont freeze a budweiser, let it thaw out at room temp, and attempt to drink. its all slushy which isnt toobad, but it pees for 5 minutes.

Its one of those nights where I have to drink more than one beer ad smoke a little more than usual…

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wake’n an bake’n smokin the shake’n I go hard in the paint’n Im takin the cake :3 You know, just chillin in the bathroom naked :O

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This lady here is second on my list of celebs I wanna bang… Katy will always be number one, but DAAAMNNN, Leigh-Allyn Baker is hot… She just has that ‘Fuck me now.. Plleasseee’ horny bitch look about her. Even now, on the show Good Luc Charlie shes still more than bangable. On my milf list, she takes the cake… omfg >_________________________< LOLWUT?!?!?!?! NO FUCKING WAY! My lil sis is watching GLC now, and shes stuck in this elevator with hard nips…. Dear mother of holy jesus and all that is life… *insta hard on* LEAVE ME ALONE

Every hour my blood is turning sour
And my pulse is beating out of time
I found a treasure
filled with sick pleasure

‘Sally’ did something stupid… She ended up fine, but it scared the living fucking shit out of me. I atually cried, and turned to god to help her. He might not  exist, he might. So wh not untill disproven go with something that seems to help… Anyways, she seems greatful that I care, yet seems to do the reciprocal… I called her earlier right off of work, she said shee was busy at and would call me back in a min, which she did. We talked for a few minutes, then her phone ‘hung up on me’ and said she was trying to do something anyways and would call me back… Been looking at my phone nonstop since, no word though… Oh well, I have to accept the facts, and at least she’s safe now..